In Case You Were Wondering…

The following is a list of reasons on why President Obama deserves the Nobel Peace Prize:

1. He’s black.
2. He replaced Bush.
3. He apologized for America.
4. He had an omelet for breakfast this morning.
5. Oprah Winfrey really, really, really likes him.
6. Rush Limbaugh despises him.
7. He showed up on Jay Leno.
8. The International Olympic Committee hurt his feelings.
9. He made promises, and BY GOLLY he’s going to keep them.
10. Saturday Night Live needs to get it’s facts straight.
11. Capitalism is evil.
12. You’re racist.
13. His wife has the right to bare arms.
14. He’s black.
15. Because we said so, that’s why!

I hope this clears some things up.

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